*whistle* *whistle*

I’ve decided to start tempting Death.

No more seat belt for me. I’ll also stop checking my blind spot when I’m driving alone and probably a whole host of other things.

In a related note, I just figured out that I’m evolutionarily designed to not reproduce. Some people are good at the types of things needed to attracting a mate (i.e. baking a huge cookie that says “Sleep With Me” or whistling Dixie) , some people are not. I, in fact, am not. I wouldn’t even know how to get started. Do you preheat the eggs first or do you just mix them in? And what do you do with the shell? I used to just stick them in the blender, but I find my cookies tend to cause Salmonella that way.

So I quit. I’ll just stop putting myself in situtations where I’d make a fool of myself (like the front of the class, strip clubs, or any place where I’m at eye level with a woman).

I’ve been doing this for two days now.

So I’m tempting Death. Anyone want to be in my will?

I’ve decided to start tempting Death. No more seat belt for me. I’ll also stop checking my blind spot when I’m driving alone and probably a whole host of other things. In a related note, I just figured out that I’m evolutionarily designed to not reproduce. Some people are good at the types of things…