Random Hurtful E-Mails
- by Pixel
Wow. Now this I have to steal. I mean, my friends and I also ball bust, but never via e-mail. I love the avant-gardeness of the idea. I think I’ll try it.
Frank,
Remember that time I found out that the girl you’d loved all of your life had a crush on you, but didn’t tell you because I thought it’d be funnier not to? Then, because you were feeling lonely and had recently broken up with your girlfriend, you went and got drunk and knocked up your friend’s cousin? Ha ha, didn’t that suck?
Or…
Jack,
Hey, remember that time that your girlfriend got drunk and tried to make whoopee with me in your ex-girlfriend’s cousin’s swimming pool? Right in front of you? And then I spent the next four months making the two of you feel awkward so that your relationship stagnated? Good times, good times… For me, that is. Ha ha!
Or…
Drew,
Remember that time that you came up with an idea and then I did it better? Oh, wait, that happens all the time! Ha ha!
I suspect this trend will be as short-lived as my friendships after I begin practicing my new trend.
– Πιξ
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Wow. Now this I have to steal. I mean, my friends and I also ball bust, but never via e-mail. I love the avant-gardeness of the idea. I think I’ll try it. Frank, Remember that time I found out that the girl you’d loved all of your life had a crush on you, but didn’t…