Them:
From: +19152614940
To: +19158678669
07/02/07 15:08
Hey sexy thing what you doing
Me:
From: +19158678669
To: +19152614940
07/02/07 15:10
Plotting. What about you? Umm… equally sexy thing?
Them:
07/02/07 15:13
Well just here cooking getting things ready for tomorrow what’re you plotting??
Me:
07/02/07 15:15
Revenge. No, just kidding. I’m not. I’m plotting vengeance.
Them:
07/02/07 15:17
Lol your funny
Me:
07/02/07 15:20
I know. It’s a chronic medical condition. I can’t help it. Thanks for bringing it up, you insensitive bastard!
It gets boring from here.
Them:
07/02/07 15:23
Lol my bad
Me:
07/02/07 15:24
Indeed. What are you cooking?
Them:
07/02/07 15:25
Making some gorditas
Me:
07/02/07 15:26
Brilliant! Are you going to make some flaquitas too?
Them:
07/02/07 15:29
Lol no
Me:
07/02/07 15:29
Lol yes
Them:
07/02/07 15:32
What’re you doing sweet thang?
Me:
07/02/07 15:36
Watching an accident outside. You should see it. An ambulance ran over a six year old.
Them:
07/02/07 15:38
Omg really??
Me:
07/02/07 15:39
Lol no
Them:
07/02/07 15:39
Your so mean
Me:
07/02/07 15:41
You should come over!
Them:
07/02/07 15:42
Lol is that right
Me:
07/02/07 15:43
Yeah, the ambulance is leaving now.
Them:
07/02/07 15:44
Okay
… and now I cross my fingers and hope for hilarity. Lol
Update: This girl is really slow. I should advise her into suicide
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…how do you know it’s a girl?
huh. I never thought about that. I just figured that I’m a guy and the person text messaging was speaking in cutsey ways, so it must therefore be a girl. I suppose that’s bad logic.
It’s entirely possible for it to be a guy, in which case I’ve seriously messed with someone’s mind.
Mayhaps it is a guy who thinks you are the girl…
In any case, good luck with that.
I knew there was a reason I don’t text. Hilarity ensues as always with you.
I would have called and started breathing into the phone after the gordita comment. That’s just me though.