Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. III of XXVI)
Even more!
- You talk loud and talk a lot, but I still think you’re cool, so we’ll call it quits.
- Ever meet one of those people that you find really cool, but not cool in exactly the right way to make you want to hang out with them? Yeah, you’re that. Nothing against you, it just doesn’t look like it’ll ever take off.
- I sorta liked you for a while, but now I’m deleting you from my phone. The end.
- I fear you might have pretended to be crazy for so long that you actually became that. That’s not a bad thing, though, because I really enjoy you. Good luck with everything, though.
- I wish you’d wear less makeup. I’m sorry your life fell apart. It saddens me that I was your best friend from that time in your life.
- I remember you being kind of cool, but I can’t remember almost anything else.
- It saddens me that you only realized I was your friend when everyone else we knew together stopped talking to you. I’d go along with it, but you didn’t really try to be my friend when I extended the olive branch, so I guess that’s that.
- 🙂 I sort of had a crush on you for a long while. Now I’m just thankful that you’re out of my life. Sad, but because you’re not who I thought you were.
- NO ONE CAN #(*&!$) UNDERSTAND YOU!!!! I wish I could just tell you to think clearly, speak clearly, and make sense, but that would require talking to you…… Y para de llamarme y mandarme mensajes via Facebook!
- Your religion scares me. What’s worse is that I have no idea what religion you are.
- I always thought you were cute, but always too cool for me.
To be continued… 
Update: pt. i, pt. ii, pt. iii, pt. iv, pt. v, pt. vi, pt. vii, pt. viii, pt. ix, pt. x, pt. xi, pt. xii, pt. xiii, pt. xiv, pt. xv, pt. xvi, pt. xvii, pt. xviii, pt. xix, pt. xx, pt. xxi, pt. xxii, pt. xxiii, pt. xxiv, pt. xxv, pt. xxvi (most of these links won’t work until I actually publish the rest of the series. That said. Use these to navigate what you can until then.)
Even more! You talk loud and talk a lot, but I still think you’re cool, so we’ll call it quits. Ever meet one of those people that you find really cool, but not cool in exactly the right way to make you want to hang out with them? Yeah, you’re that. Nothing against you, it…
Hmmm. I sense a pattern here. I don’t have time to try all the links, but have you covered?
“I used to give a shit”, and “People change, some more than others and some not enough. Growth is change.”
The second one lacks punch, but it tends to make up for it with staying power.