Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XVIII of XXVI)

Man… did everyone in New Mexico’s name start with this letter?

  • I love all the books you’ve given me and all the games we’ve played and am glad and proud to call you my true friend.
  • Please explain whether you are in love with me as a person or as a boy.  Then please explain if you are a lesbian or bisexual.  Then please explain how you have a child.  *ahem*  What. The. Hell.
  • I think you should start dating again.  But I don’t even know how to counsel you to start.
  • I did not love who you thought I did.  But mostly what I wish I could say is that it is sad that you believe your own bullshit.
  • Hey – making fun of people only works if it’s in jest and they are that kind of friends.  Shut the hell up.
  • Man, why didn’t you invite me to your birthday party?  That would have been cool.
  • I wish you’d stayed funny instead of turning into a lush.  You had insane amounts of talent.
  • I’m sorry your boyfriend killed himself.  I’m sorry I used the occasion to become your friend.  I’m not sorry I asked you out, but I am sorry that you said no.  And I’m not sorry that you left the country shortly thereafter.
  • You taught me to stand on my head and made cookies, because you were so cool.  Now I know how to do neither.  So… maybe you’re not a good teacher?
  • I’m sorry that I got into your field because I had nothing better to do and ended up doing so much better in it than you did.  I feel bad that you asked me to do that.
  • I should have kissed you seven years ago.  I should never have stopped being your friend.  But the few times I’ve talked to you since then make me feel like maybe I made the right decision after all.. (?)
  • I’m not at all hurt that you didn’t call me back when I asked out your voicemail.  I was actually sort of hoping for that.
  • You are a fabulous person.  We should hang out more than once (1) total in life.

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Man… did everyone in New Mexico’s name start with this letter? I love all the books you’ve given me and all the games we’ve played and am glad and proud to call you my true friend. Please explain whether you are in love with me as a person or as a boy.  Then please explain…